musicsunlovedreams:

lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor

I’m crying I love puns so much

invhale:

Sometimes those who don’t socialize much aren’t actually anti-social, they just have no tolerance for drama and fake people.

pamelabeesly:

uno is a great card game it’s just filled with smiles and laughter and numbers and colors and everything is right in the world until someone skips you because then it gets real fuckin personal real fuckin fast

sarahpaulsonsfuckinglisp:

a-h-s-freak-show:

American horror story alphabet

C as cigarettes (Lana Winters edition)

the whole world needs to see that first gif

deodrant:

tumblr kinda forces u to get educated on things bc otherwise u wont be able to participate in or understand dash topics

(Source: rnerrychristmas)

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

wildhogs2007:

wildhogs2007:

i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”

image

myrtle-snows-melon-baller:

I don’t see why anyone complains that Evan, Sarah, and lily don’t get enough attention, like have you been on tumblr? Most ahs blogs end up leaning towards one of those three, with a few being Jessica orientated and others being rather equal in their representation of the main five, and Jessica is a living legend and gets ton of recognition outside of tumblr so that evens itself out. The only one of them that doesn’t get enough recognition is Franny, imho.